That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?


this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)



steve rogers is american the way ‘born in the usa’ is american: realistic and open-eyed and unflinching in the way he regards his country, aware of its flaws and willing to critique them, always on the side of the underdog and the left behind, and often fundamentally misunderstood by the right because of some well-placed stars and stripes.

  1. Camera: SK communications Cymera



can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan)


Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.


I love it when boys are total dorks like this.


Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.


Ten Favorite People at Rooster Teeth (in no particular order): Joel Heyman [1/10]

"How’d you get in here? Are you FedEx? …Is that the new slogan? You know, that’s not very catchy at all. You know, I mean, I guess it’s better than ‘What can brown do you for you’ because that reminds everyone of pooping."


The year is 2614

Ryan Haywood is still in the air

King Gavin has yet to be released

RoosterTeeth has earned the amount of worldwide minted currency twice over through various stretch goals

Joel Heyman still looks like he’s in his mid-twenties